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1. The patient has no previous history of
suicide.
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2. Patient has left her white blood cells
at another hospital.
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3. Patient's medical history has been
remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
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4. She has no rigors or shaking chills,
but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
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5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on
her left side for over a year.
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6. On the second day the knee was better
and on the third day it disappeared.
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7. The patient is tearful and crying
constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
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8. The patient has been depressed since
she began seeing me in 1993.
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9. Discharge status: Alive, but without
my permission.
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10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year
old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.
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11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and
anorexia for lunch.
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12. She is numb from her toes
down.
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13. While in ER, she was examined,
x-rated and sent home.
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14. The skin was moist and
dry.
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15. Occasional, constant infrequent
headaches.
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16. Patient was alert and
unresponsive.
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17. Rectal examination revealed a normal
size thyroid.
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18. She stated that she had been
constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.
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19. I saw your patient today, who is
still under our care for physical therapy.
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20. Both breasts are equal and reactive
to light and accommodation.
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21. Examination of genitalia reveals that
he is circus sized.
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22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover
function.
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23. Skin: somewhat pale, but
present.
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24. The pelvic exam will be done later on
the floor.
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25. Large brown stool ambulating in the
hall.
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26. Patient has two teenage children, but
no other abnormalities.
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27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled
around the room.
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28. The patient was in his usual state of
good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.
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29. Between you and me, we ought to be
able to get this lady pregnant.
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30. She slipped on the ice and apparently
her legs went in separate directions in early December.
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31. Patient was seen in consultation by
Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
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32. The patient was to have a bowel
resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.
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33. By the time he was admitted, his
rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.